omg.. Shige!!!

hahaha.. just now i was watchin Hey Hey Hey with NEWS and Hey Say JUMP. And Then NEWS was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny lol... especially Koyashige.. haha... Here is one of the part where shige called kei telling him about Pi not joining in for their new song. then kei really believe it.. haha.. never know that shige will know how to play trick on kei.. hahah.. here the translation.. enjoy reading..

Shige's April Fool's prank on Koyama

Shige: On April fool's, I thought I'd try to play a trick on Koyama.

Koyama: Because I'll completely believe anything.

Hamada: Because you're an idiot, right?

Koyama: Ya... sorry.

Shige: So, on the spot I sent him an text message saying, " Yamashita-kun won't be taking part in the new song."

Everyone: Eh!?

Hamada: You must have included emoticons or something, no?

Shige: Without any emoticons, I sent it in all seriousness.

Matsumoto: I see, I see.

Shige: But I thought he'd probably have realized that it was April Fool's. But then he wrote back to me going, "Huh? Why?", whitout emoticons or anything.

Koyama: But it wasn't that kind of excited, "Why?"! It was more like "Seriously?!"

Shige: Ya, as though he really objected to the idea. So I said I had no idea why, but that I was telling him in confidence. But then... his next text was a reply saying "It's pointless to release anything if Yamapi doesn't participate!"

Koyama: It was the worst prank ever!

Matsumoto: But you're such a good kid! Such a good kid!

Shige: Seriously, and this was right before going on stage for a live performance! I was starting to feel it'd be cruel to prolong the joke any further, so I asked him "Do you know what day it is?" and, stupidly, he replied "Tuesday.". I'd had enough! It was droning on and on.

Matsumoto: That's how short-tempered you are!

Hamada: And just why were you half-laughing all this time?

Yamapi: Ah... sorry.

Matsumoto: That couldn't be complete could it?!*

Yamapi: No~! (Yes...)

Audience: Eh~!

Thanks for Arisan from http://arisan.livejournal.com/ for the translation..